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earthquake

Feb. 27th, 2008 | 01:55 am
mood: awakeawake

about 5 to 1, 4.7 on the richter. 6 seconds with an 8 second buildup. only just now felt up 2 typing anything. the bbc r crap and r not talking about it so ive resorted to sky news, poo.

the piggys were adjetated and i was about to give them a hug ater researching marinis and related booz.

first thoughts: distant and increasing rumble? mmm, i didnt know the washing mashine was on?
second thoughts: shit its wind blowing really hard
third thought: the house is about to collaps. tornado? er, i dont care i think ill prepare myself

i proceded to run into the living room as most of the sound appeared to be abve me rather than arround me. heart pounding i went to say hi to mum who had been asleep and she thought the noise was a basket of washing falling over.
i would say my extention is crap as i didnt hear much in the living room

i really thought the roof was coming in

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yay

Dec. 17th, 2007 | 04:48 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished

i passed my driving test with only 7 faults

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i like pink things so i make shiney

Dec. 14th, 2007 | 02:16 am
mood: restlessrandom

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the mother of all mobile contracts

Aug. 15th, 2007 | 12:42 am
location: mytholmroyd... in a chair
mood: excitedexcited

ive found a really good contract deal on the internet tonight, i know im the shit! i did it b4 and ill do it again! mwahaha.

anytime 40 (£40) vodafone 500 mins 500 txts
free sony ericson w610i
11 months free line rental
12 month contract

so basicly its phones 4u checkback scheme equal 2 £440
just when i thought phones 4u had let me down

its a really good deal if you can remember to send off for the cheque

i have less than a month left on my phone, should i do it?
no1 can find fault in my plan for excelent deals, can they?

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Aug. 11th, 2007 | 04:21 pm

i was walking round hollingwoth lake with my mum and her friend lee and i heard a very close cheeping noise so after close inspection i found this little fella, i hope a cat didnt eat it.

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indian thriller

Aug. 4th, 2007 | 11:50 pm
mood: excitedexcited

my friend gemma saw this n thought of me, what does it really say about my dancing? she wants to rent me out for birthdays, weddings and other partys. thats what happens when i go out in a metalic purple cat suit!

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im going on holiday

Jul. 10th, 2007 | 01:51 am
mood: giddygiddy

ahem, i mean me and gary r going on holiday. just thort id make my bank balence throw up. 2 weeks in crete, analipsi to be more specific. im taking lots of noodles coz im not taking any chances on the prices of the food. mmm lots of bread cheese tomatoes and cucumber 4 me then, i mean us. do you think its wrong that i want to take my own pan? coz the 1ns there r shit n i like the non stick 1ns. oh i need to remind gary to buy sum thi 7 spice from the market n i think the spice stall is only open saturdays, can any1 inform me on this? n im takin jalapinoes 2 i dont care wot the weight is, ill only take 1 pair of shoes instead!

i like food to much, i dont want the lack of certain ingrediants to spoil it.
also, i need to remember what the greek word for butchers is. i may have to take a diagram of a cow so i can point to the bits i want, mmm fillet. they dont appreciate it over there they cook it till its dead (you know what i mean) n im not happy with that. i had the comment earlier off gemma that if i had it my way id be choosin my cows off the field n drawin on with marker pen what i want, then with a napkin tucked in my shirt and knife n fawk in my hands, i would grin and wait 4 it to be braught to me. sashimi is nice. had it korean style on thursday, omg it was amazing. nuf of that, no1 cares,.. mmm altho the use of pine nuts was inspired!

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Jun. 17th, 2007 | 10:45 pm

degree show now on. my final pieces r there, yay. you can view them on http://www.myspace.com/lauren_higgs
they r the pink flocked things that r brooches

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May. 22nd, 2007 | 03:54 pm
mood: angryevil

is it wrong to spike food with laxatives to find out whos been eating it?

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u gotta read this

May. 7th, 2007 | 04:49 pm
mood: amusedamused

http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/zogg/zogg1.html

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