thebuffymonster

about 5 to 1, 4.7 on the richter. 6 seconds with an 8 second buildup. only just now felt up 2 typing anything. the bbc r crap and r not talking about it so ive resorted to sky news, poo.

the piggys were adjetated and i was about to give them a hug ater researching marinis and related booz.

first thoughts: distant and increasing rumble? mmm, i didnt know the washing mashine was on?
second thoughts: shit its wind blowing really hard
third thought: the house is about to collaps. tornado? er, i dont care i think ill prepare myself

i proceded to run into the living room as most of the sound appeared to be abve me rather than arround me. heart pounding i went to say hi to mum who had been asleep and she thought the noise was a basket of washing falling over.
i would say my extention is crap as i didnt hear much in the living room

i really thought the roof was coming in

i passed my driving test with only 7 faults

ive found a really good contract deal on the internet tonight, i know im the shit! i did it b4 and ill do it again! mwahaha.

anytime 40 (£40) vodafone 500 mins 500 txts
free sony ericson w610i
11 months free line rental
12 month contract

so basicly its phones 4u checkback scheme equal 2 £440
just when i thought phones 4u had let me down

its a really good deal if you can remember to send off for the cheque

i have less than a month left on my phone, should i do it?
no1 can find fault in my plan for excelent deals, can they?

i was walking round hollingwoth lake with my mum and her friend lee and i heard a very close cheeping noise so after close inspection i found this little fella, i hope a cat didnt eat it.

my friend gemma saw this n thought of me, what does it really say about my dancing? she wants to rent me out for birthdays, weddings and other partys. thats what happens when i go out in a metalic purple cat suit!

ahem, i mean me and gary r going on holiday. just thort id make my bank balence throw up. 2 weeks in crete, analipsi to be more specific. im taking lots of noodles coz im not taking any chances on the prices of the food. mmm lots of bread cheese tomatoes and cucumber 4 me then, i mean us. do you think its wrong that i want to take my own pan? coz the 1ns there r shit n i like the non stick 1ns. oh i need to remind gary to buy sum thi 7 spice from the market n i think the spice stall is only open saturdays, can any1 inform me on this? n im takin jalapinoes 2 i dont care wot the weight is, ill only take 1 pair of shoes instead!

i like food to much, i dont want the lack of certain ingrediants to spoil it.
also, i need to remember what the greek word for butchers is. i may have to take a diagram of a cow so i can point to the bits i want, mmm fillet. they dont appreciate it over there they cook it till its dead (you know what i mean) n im not happy with that. i had the comment earlier off gemma that if i had it my way id be choosin my cows off the field n drawin on with marker pen what i want, then with a napkin tucked in my shirt and knife n fawk in my hands, i would grin and wait 4 it to be braught to me. sashimi is nice. had it korean style on thursday, omg it was amazing. nuf of that, no1 cares,.. mmm altho the use of pine nuts was inspired!

degree show now on. my final pieces r there, yay. you can view them on http://www.myspace.com/lauren_higgs
they r the pink flocked things that r brooches

is it wrong to spike food with laxatives to find out whos been eating it?

just set up a jewellery myspace with some of my stuff on it. its nowhere near finished yet as many peices r missing. you can check it out if your interested

http://www.myspace.com/lauren_higgs

hamster

hes not been officially been named yet

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/16884

i cant get it to embed

...and in need of excercise so i can justify eating foods that i like.

if anyone would like to play tenis, badminton or squash with me, let me know. i am crap at it so i do welcome all people no matter how random.

my userpic is of meli my hamster who .has been dieing for 2 days now, everytime i think shes gonna die she just doesnt! btw, i do love her very much and did cry as my mum whimpered n said, 'please dont get anymore hammys' she didnt say anything about rats!

she started coughing n spluttering on friday n when i woke up saturday i noticed she was still alive so i then started to think she would pull through n left her to it while i got my bike fixed. i came back and andy was very mean to be about me having actually gone to a bike shop to get it fixed. names were called...im not happy

carl offered to kill my hamster and im fantasizing about getting a rat. but im not as heartless as i sound. i cuddle her and keep her warm with lots of fluffy all arround her.



i have 4 badminton rackets and a net! any1 up for a game?

i passed the driving theory!
i got 100% in part 1, n 62% in part 2. my eyes were goin fuzzy through tiredness

just revising like you do and one of the questions made me think of what might happen in a late at night sick comedy.

question 885 in the AA theory test book says;

you arrive at an accident where someone is suffereing from severe burns. you should...
a. apply lotions to the injusry
b. burst any blisters
c. remove anything stuck to the burns
d. douse the burns with cool liquid

its something i just had to share. it doesnt say what type of cool liquid, would coca cola do? it doesnt say

does any1 fancy taking me skiing? jus dry slope stuff.
all the ppl that i know that want to go cant actually ski n proper lessons r needed before you can go on the slopes. basicly, im not alowed to do sneaky teaching, even tho id be good at it.

plz help, i need the excersize and its fun. i fancied booking a group thing but this is difficult coz of ppl being at different levels.

http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/kitty-spa.html

is this just an american thing? althogh i suppose u cant exactly tell your cat what is going to happen.

17p ravioli has a 'funny taste' why am i supprised?
i decided to do my essay at the last minute and as a consiquence i had to stay up most of the night on sunday. i kept on working as gary seemed to keel over in the corner. at 4.30 i decided to have sum sleep but i was so wound up that i coldnt sleep for what i thought was about half an hour. by the time i slept, i had less than 4 hours sleep and managed to be up by 8.30 to cary on. i am amazed that i didnt feel that tired. thats wierd for me because i always feel tired to some extent.

later that evening, i snuggled in bed watching big brother. its almost asif dirk benedict isnt actually in there. they must cut him out of everything, shame coz i think hees really kool. does anybody else agree or am i mad?
as it ended, my vision went all wobbily wierd, my head started to hurt and i felt sick with a floaty strangeness. twas like sunstroke. the strange feelings were solved by gary making me toast and then i didnt need the headache tabs.

woke up today at half 1 coz andy was watchin the pick of destiny loudly like everything else. its a mystery why the neighbours havnt compained.